Real Deal

Ah, Xmas. Only got three presents off the parents (LOTR extended boxset, 'a mad fact book', and 'Beyond Good and Evil'), but I think I'm waning from being excited about what I'm going to get. I'm more concerned with if I got the right present for people and making them happy. AND ISN'T THAT WHAT XMAS IS ALL ABOUT?

* - I'm only using 'Xmas' because of the Futurama connotations, so, n'yeah.

It's not for breakfast

First, you have your Shreddies. Coated in sugar. Mmm. Then you notice above them the marshmallows. After-breakfast treat? No ways. Makes me feels a bit illin' now. Marshmallows are not for the morning, it is concluded.

#Wonderboy...What is the secret of your power?#

Okay, I woke up this morning with a burping stomach. Weird, no? I guess I should've had a dinner last night.

So anyways, there I was rushing for the train home. I got on 'a train'. It was the correct platform, so I thought it was the correct train. Anyway, after not paying attention for a while, I realise I'm in Kirkdale. Wrong place. So instead of getting a train back, then forth, I ran off a bit, through some dodgy neighbourhoods. I ended up in Bootle (which, judging by this map, should be miles away). I'm hungry now.

#Walking on the beaches, checking out the features#

Oh, look. I might get money soon for pressies and stuff. Who am I kiddin', eh? Bloody loan company. AND the dissertation still isn't announced yet. Hell's bells!

The Internet...Over there!

Yeah, this Wanadoo. But no! For a slightly similar price (aboot £1 less, to be pretty accurate) and a one-off payment of £17, I could be on another provider for twice the speed! I would upgrade on Wanadoo, but there's a cap 'n' stuff. And this other one charges less if you don't hit the download limit. Sounds swish...I think.(?)

#The Music Makes Me Feel So Good#

I'm not listening to any smart ideas from Roy again. See utterly atrocious shambles of a film 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' and decide it's bad early on. The idea is formulated that we should sneak into Blade 3. Cue sneaking into a sold out film and looking riduculous in front of many people, some who probably knew us. So much for that one...at least we didnae get banned.

#A pollution solution#

Beastie Boys gig was spectacular. They got the old, the new, and the funk. But no hardcore! At least they played 'Gratitude'. And Mix Master Mike was ultra-good. A 10/10 concert for sure.

You are a donkey

Well, that's a morale-booster. Waiting at the train station for my favourite, an 'old friend' passed by, saying "Oh man! I nearly didn't recognise you there. You've gotten thinner." Yeah, awesome. Those gym sessions are working after all. Even if my quads are currently killing me a bit. I guess not having any vices does have its perks...