Who better than Kanyon? (me, that's who)

I saw the event of WWF Unforgiven. The Hurricane is the most humourous fellow I have seen in a long time. His entrance video has him flying past the moon! He spins a lot! He has face make-up on, like any other unforgiving superhero! HE HAS A CAPE! He uses that cape in a really bad move! Whatever it is, it would easily get in Wrestlecrap (no link because the site closed down) if it were still here. Second to that is Perry Saturn screaming 'Mopppppyyyy!!' and the, err, talking mop.

Now that's entertainment!

Come up the fence, meatball

Right, I need to start watching more films. I can't understand how 'movie challenged' I am. I need to see
-Spaceballs, Police Academy, A.I., Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange (still not seen), 2001: A space Odyssey, Citizen Kane, Porco Rosso, American Psycho, American Beauty, It's a Wonderful Life, The Green Mile, Being John Malkovitch, Almost Famous, Snatch, Lock, Stock..., and many more.

Finally, the template has changed again... to 'cosy' (for crying out loud)

Changed template. I've said enough.

We are the Chaos Collective

I still haven't worked out what Syphid Corp is. Is it:
a) A foreign football team?
b) A group of game designers?
c) A wrestling faction?
d) Anti-terrorist group?
e) The government of an undiscovered country?
f) Tuna Fishermen?
g) Yet to open a club to rival 'Big Al's and Fonzie's'?
h) A band of merry men?
i) A film company?
j) Some people from both sides of the Atlantic?
k) A group of scary 'Sychologists'?

Whatever the case, T-Shirts of 'I'm in Syphid Corp and you're not.' can be worn outside.

Not a doctor's note

I have changed my template again due to confusion, dizziness and general boredom. 'Twas insane-o.

Nobody says 'Not now' to Fonzie

'Hey Andrew (little brother), whilst your there, download 'The Theme to Fraggle Rock'. 'What's that?' he says.

OhmyGod! He didn't know Fraggle Rock? For crying out loud, everybody knows Fraggle Rock. What's worse is that I was talking about Fonzie (eeeyyy!), with my sister butting in saying 'Who's Fonzie?'. 'Don't they teach you anything in school these days?' My, it was quite something.

The Curious O-renge

Æon Flux is absolutely sick, but I love it. I do question why most people are really thin, have amazing body moves and do (frankly) impossible stuff. One episode involves some sort of demon being chained up and blindfolded. In some very obvious way, it reminded me of Resident Evil Code: Veronica, with that demon who is chained up and blindfolded. Ho-hum. Not only does the game make a complete rip-off of 'The Matrix' (just like everyone else, then), but a subtle rip-off that looks original, but isn't. Shame on you, Capcom.

After seeing the episode of Æon Flux with pools, rivers, lots of blood, I really wonder how on Earth BBC2 managed to get away with this at a prime time slot.

Idea

Here's an idea: make a television channel dedicated to everything 'cool', from Ren & Stimpy and Beavis & Butthead to RAD and Liquid Television (old thing what Æon Flux was on).

Mensheviks Society, Inc.

Speaking in your sleep is one thing. Having a nightmare is also one thing. Drum beats and laughing are other things. When I went to sleep last night, I had little trouble falling asleep. When I would have a nightmare, I would probably wake up in a break of sweat. However, I woke up in a fit of laughter after witnessing a nice musical number, involving Jay & Silent Bob, with Ray demanding something for a hypo. Apparently, I was speaking in my sleep with some Mambo drum noises spouting from my mouth.

How odd. In more news, I finally got the video of Æon Flux, a fantastic cartoon from the guy who did Phantom 2040. It was from Liquid Television, a program of animations from MTV Animations. The two most successful animations from it were Æon Flux and Beavis and Butthead. Watching the cartoon now, I really wonder why, at the age of 10, I enjoyed it when it seems very depressing now. Strange.

Fa-maze-sink

New template great. As confusing as Nine Inch Nails site.

Chasing Amy indeed

As Robin said 'I'm going back to college to speak to Amy', it gave me a weird feeling. I don't have a particular love interest for Amy at college (forget surname), but I do know Bob (guy with 'fro and glasses) had some sort of love interest. In someone called Amy. Erp. Also happens I still want to go out with a girl from Secondary School, incidentally called Amy. Erp, erp. Thought it was odd.

Sim-p-sons

I'm playing the Sims again. What a load of old fun. I started again after 'the man of the house' set on fire. My new house contains 8 house mates struggling to make it in the real world. I wait in anticipation every day when the newpaper comes. My people need jobs. With money. They'd better be more successful than me in the job industry.

Get going; I'll see you later

I saw the Gamecube today. In black and white. The graphics are spectacularrrr, but they didn't seem GOOD ENOUGH to make me POO my PANTS in anticipation. I would've played on it, but there was this 8-year old who was the worst player ever. He just pressed the buttons OVER and OVER. Godamnit. Anyway, Luigi's Mansion seemed to be a good game. I had to go to, er, watch Daria. Or the rain was getting extreme. Either way I will go to the Krazyhouse tonight.

Aaagh

'Twas intense, what happened yesterday, but we must go on. I still can't believe what actually happened, even as a Brit; even we could be in peril for a World War III. Scream. I'd write more stuff, but I'm in college.

When something happens, write it down

I need some sort of apple/thing notepad, or pen and paper, to jot down ideas for my site. I forget them, because I remember them at really awkward places like when riding a bike. Boo-hoo.

I must say, the english accent is one of the best in the world. Not certain stupid accents, like geordie, but the deep, refined and menacing one. How gothic. How beautiful.

Some Guy

In the way of many others, here's some links of the week:
gbhwrestling - the most hardcore wrestling! And it's British, somewhere in Bolton.
dynamite kid - one of the two British Bulldogs in wrestling, regarded as one of the best ever.
Miss Galatea's website - gives her reasons why the best three wrestlers are the best, and why she loves Vince Russo (ex-WCW owner)
spumco's website - from the creators of Ren & Stimpy. Can't go wrong.
WWF Title History - find out who won what when in WWF.

Burp

I really need some sort of memory improver machine-type thing, because I'm forgetting many things. I forgot my Psychology (which I'll try to do today), my Maths homework (sh'yeah right) and my other thing. English Language, I think. Well, 700 words isn't too many, is it?

Anyway, I went into Worlds Apart (a great comic book store which plays great music) to see T-Shirts 'n' comics. I bought a predacon T-Shirt and Ray bought an Autobot one (sweeet), but I have noticed something that will eventually be dismissed - why is it that half the Japanese comic books have those cute girls with cat ears, thus making them hybrid-things? It's getting a little too common, which is bugging me.

Best Games EVER

I'm pretty useless at doing these cartoon guides. Maybe because I have little access to cartoons, or solid_ichelma does it better than I. So, now I will do games. Today: Yoshi's Island on the SNES.

Yoshi's Island

Yoshi's (Yo-shee) Island was released way back in 1995, as an official sequel to Super Mario World, a spectacular Super Mario IV. This is some sort of a sequel, where you control Yoshi (in a variety of 8 colours) with a baby Mario on your back. If you got hit, you had to retrieve the Mario within a time limit of 10-30 seconds. If you failed to retrieve Mario, who floats in a bubble, he will then be taken away by some red coated guys. Simple.

Of course, that wasn't it. The game is a very big one, involving collection of red coins (they were suppose to be hidden amongst yellow coins, but by turning up the brightness it was easily distinguishable), keeping Mario's timer for retrieval at 30 seconds and getting 5 sunflowers in order to 100% levels. That was a very tough challenge. The game's levels are very large and there are 48 of 'em. Very worthy of £45 (in Woolworths vouchers, mind you). 'Twas a cold night in February, but it was worth the wait.

The cartoon graphics aside, the game was a barrel o' fun. It easily ranks in the best games ever. 60 funs per second every day. That is, until you complete the game 100% - no goddamn rewards!

Notice

Everything I do is too short. Either I'm lazy or just completely forget everything I want to research when I want to go online. D'oh.